'Hey Girl, Imma Eat Your Soul'

This guy is one of my favorites. :'D
...Even if he did come out looking like shit.
I should have spent a little more time on him, but I was becoming impatient with myself.
Ohwell...
DARE YA TO READ THAT HISTORY. 8I
...It's not even that long, I'm realizing.
For #Guild-of-Thieves
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Nickname: Boner
Realname: Henry Norton Hatcher
Age: 34
Weight: 180lbs
Height: 6'6"
Sexual Orientation: Pansexual
Occupation: Grave Robber
Status/Rank: Bronze
Magic: He has an enchanted shovel for digging, and his bag is also enchanted so he is able to fit more things in there.
Personality: Boner can be described as one of those guys that just have a way with words. ...Mainly because he has close to zero social skills. It's not that he's a total creeper that stays in the shadows and doesn't say anything. Oh no, he's very talkative. ...It's just that he doesn't really know how to talk to people. He says what he thinks without realizing that he's being offensive. He is completely and utterly straight forward and hates playing mind games, trying to figure out what people are thinking.

Example:
" What's wrong with you, love? "
" ...Nothing, " -deep dramatic sigh-
" Well, alright then. See ya around " -strolls away, twirling his shove with a pep in his step and a little whistle-
( Something like that, I dunno. Don't judge me. )

Even though I just said that he wasn't a creeper that just stands in the shadows, he does prefer the night life compared to being out in the sun all day. He's albino, so going out in the sun isn't the best decision for him anyway... All together, Boner is a well-rounded, socially retarded individual with a dark sense of humor and usually can be fit with a hint of sarcasm.

Personal Items [Bag Contents]:
-Mask
-Gold
-Shovel
-Carving knife
-Whittling Tools
-Multiple packets of cigarettes & Lighter

Amount of Gold: 250

History: 'Boner' was born with the congenital disorder of Albinism and also into a loving family. He was an only child with just a mother and father, his family did financially well. His father was a mortician and his mother was a lawyer. They lived in a house close to a cemetery so it was more convenient for his father's work. As a young child, Boner would spend a lot of time hanging around that graveyard whether it be day or night. His father surely didn't object to this because he thought it showed promise of his son going into the family business. And his father was on the right track; Boner did have a deep interest into this whole experience, but not for the same reasons. Boner was more interested in the dearly departed themselves rather than the loved ones they left behind.

He found death just so fascinating as a child. When he often took those walks among the graveyards, he'd talk to all the deceased and make plenty of new friends. He felt like when he spoke to him, they could hear him and try to respond. Because of Boner's undivided attention all going to the dead instead of the living, there wasn't much room for making friends. But it's not like he could go outside and play all day anyway. He was content to his friends six feet under. They'd never leave him or forsake him.

As Boner got older, his father would show him more ways of how the family business worked. If Boner was on his best behavior, he got to attend as many funerals as he wished. Even more well behavior and he was even able to witness the process of the autopsy and embalming. It was quite thrilling. During funerals, Boner often had many pondering questions. Questions such as, why are the deceased covered in such fine jewelry, what happens to the bones once they're under ground, isn't it a big waste to put a giant box under ground?

The older that Boner got, the more these questions would race around in his head with every attended funeral. It wasn't until one day that he came to a conclusion for himself. He would take them. Ah, yes. Such a simple solution. How could he not have thought of it before? It was truly, truly simple. All he would do is take the jewelry for himself and perhaps even some of the bones. Those also happened to fascinate him. One might consider this stealing from the underground friends that he loves so deeply, but that isn't entirely true. Although some may see it as thievery, his friends live on in spirit while their bodies belong to the earth. In other words; free game.

As Boner got even older and wiser, things have drastically changed in his life. He picked up the usage of magic, but only for personal use of course. He had also picked up the trait of smoking, and his once innocent looking face is ruined by his invisible chain to the night life. Now having many wrinkles and such, it has certainly made him less attractive according to the society's standards, leaving him less chance for love. Nonetheless, there was always his friends underground. They understood him. And even if they weren't quite under ground just yet, the deceased always seemed to be rather compassionate and nonjudgmental towards his appearance. Along with turning to his new found love of necrophilia, he has also stumbled across cannibalism (Hence the scars). They don't really seem to go hand in hand, but alas; he's found lust and love in those without breath and hunger in those that do. But along with his cannibalistic traits, he does have standards. He only goes after infants and small children. He prefers them when they're small and innocent. Easy to catch and a likely chance of less diseases.

Sooner than later he stumbled across the City of Thieves from inside, inside low-key news. Although he doesn't really consider himself a thief, in reality he is. So while doing quest and such in his new home, he continues to do what he loves.

Interesting Side Facts:
-He carves the bones of the dead into neat little things for himself.
-He's a cannibal.
-He's into necrophilia.
-He's albino.
-He enjoys various sweets.
-He does taxidermy as a side hobby.
-He loves talking to the deceased.
-He doesn't really hate anything at all, but that doesn't mean he's an ultra happy person.
-He is a chronic smoker.


'Boner' (c) me.